Breakfast of Champions

Yesterday, I had carbs for breakfast. So today, I thought I'd have carbs for breakfast. That's right, I'm on the edge of Carbageddon, and I'm going to keep forging ahead. The one on the left is a simple glazed donut, the one on the right is a Bavarian cream-filled, chocolate iced long John. The "strawberries" on the plate are just for show and to ease my conscious.